by FunGuyInTheVan June 2, 2010
Get the Who shit in a cup and made you king?mug. by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022
Get the 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussymug. 1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!
2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008
Get the Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!mug. You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...
Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."
A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"
Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."
A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"
Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the You made the money by stealing from MEmug. by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>You almost Made fun Of Him, Her, Unisex<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Wahmen "How does it feel to know you made women cry?"
Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."
Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the How does it feel to know you made women cry?mug. Person 1: I lost my potato
Person 2: Shut up I hate potatos!
Person 1: Potato.
Person 2 (Now Made): WHAT THE FUCK I'M BLOCKING YOU
Person 1: You Made Dough?
Person 2: Shut up I hate potatos!
Person 1: Potato.
Person 2 (Now Made): WHAT THE FUCK I'M BLOCKING YOU
Person 1: You Made Dough?
by Troy Bruce Byrnes November 3, 2011
Get the You Made Dough?mug.