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Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.
Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!

Will you go out with me? 

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

Off you go 

It means:

- You can leave now
- Go! Move!
- You're done. You're all set.
Just enter the URL and off you go!

You link into the system from the telephone connection in your hotel room and off you go.
Off you go by Levy Carneiro Jr. January 1, 2007

how about you go fuck yourself

expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."

did you go down on yourself? 

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.
Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

Holy whiskers you go sisters 

A meme commonly used for encouragement. Originated in the Overwatch reddit community before spreading to others, most notably me_irl.
Person: *does something impressive*
Other person: "Holy whiskers you go sisters"