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Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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Nerd Yoga

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.
User #1: Did you get your mouse working again?
User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in.
User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
User #2 True dat.
by ctrlU March 29, 2010
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Yoga pants

Yoga pants make women even hotter.
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Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga
Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall
by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016
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Yorga

Australian aboriginal word for woman. Can be used insultingly to add affect.
Oi, get over here Yorga!
by lil'duggie96 March 14, 2011
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Yoga Pants

sexy for even the flattest girls until boys think its too much material and you're exposed
BOY: send a pic of your ass 🤤🤤
GIRL: *takes a photo of booty in yoga pants*

BOY: Nice booty but I dont like the pants... they cover too much...
GIRL: *EXPOSED*
by daddydaddyshowmesomelove October 24, 2018
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yogatude

holier-than-thou attitude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. Includes a disdain for meat, leather, and inexpensive sweat pants or yoga mats.
That guy with the dreds and lotus tattoo was giving me major yogatude after seeing my downward dog.
by Havveleh August 19, 2007
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