yo-yo

A term used to address a person of comically high idiocy and an even higher lack of sense. More scatterbrained than a clown, yet more class than a shmuck.

They forgot their credit card in the restaurant card sleeve? What a yo-yo.

by thug elsa May 13, 2019

yo-yo

A yo-yo is an adjective describing a person who is either very stupid or ignorant.

“Yo did you see how Steven was acting yesterday? He’s such a yo-yo.”

by Young far out October 7, 2021

Yo-Yo

The act of ejaculating in to one's hand, throwing it down in to another person's face as if releasing a yo-yo and slapping them in an upward direction as if pulling the yo-yo back.

Person 1: Dude, how did your date go?

Person 2: It was so awesome!

Person 1: you get any action?

Person 2: HELL YEAH!!! I Yo-Yo'd all over her man!!!

by Jacobsa1029 June 2, 2011

Yo-yo

The act of raising and lowering one's testicles without touching them. Often, the penis is drawn to one side to provide the spectator with a better view.

Look at Dan showing off his yo-yo skills! He's not even touching his balls!

by shilshulbalagan March 22, 2009

yo-yo

a male human's primary genitalia

My yo-yo was bulging against my pants as I saw Sarah undress.

by Tereth January 24, 2005

Yo-yo

A toy used for entertainment with 2 rotational disks.

I am playing with my yo-yo,It spins!

by Andrew Ta October 8, 2015

yo-yo

useless idiot, any fucktard too stupid to be allowed to breed.

See "Social Justice Warrior".

Sam: You hear what Dave did today?

Tom: Yeah, he skipped work then went for coffee right across the street from the office.

Sam: yeah, that fucking yo-yo's lucky he didn't lose his job.

by Del Rambo May 4, 2019