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yalanda

Yalanda - Greek ; violet flower and Bringer of light. To meet a Yalanda is a blessing, the rarest of names for a most beautiful flower. Yalanda is unique, kind, beautiful and makes one hell of a Slyvari. Also known as YoYo, wanted sex goddess, wife, mother, friend and video game wizard. I lov my Yalanda.
Yalanda .. there's a girl who gets it
by storm lei February 3, 2015
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Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
by TMA-1 December 20, 2008
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Yawn Factory

A situation which is really boring.
That meeting this morning was a real yawn factory.
by Absinth June 22, 2006
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Yadana

A beautiful, talented, girl who loves to eat food. You are very lucky to have met a ''Yadana'' in your life. She is one who you can share anything with. You're stupid enough to ever let a ''Yadana'' go.
''God damn, Yadana is so fine.''
by maddyranks March 13, 2017
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YanAn

A YanAn is a very caring person that likes to be around people. He can be sensitive at times but still wants to make people happy even tho they are sad. It is rare to find a YanAn! He can have an amazing voice that is appreciated by close friends! He is cute and huggable. YanAn has very good looks that he even melt everybody's hearts around them! He can be random at times, but funny at the same time. YanAn's smile is very beautiful! If anyone finds a YanAn, keep them because they are very special and loyal.
Girl: "YanAn is so cute he makes my heart flutter so much!"
Girl 2: "Whoever is dating him is very fortunate to have an angel as a boyfriend!"
by Peachy Mochi November 20, 2018
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sawao yamanaka

1) Japanese vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist for the band called the pillows.

Origin: Born December 7th, 1968. Label Designer / Producer of Delicious Label. Younger brother of Hidetoshi Yamanaka. Likes curry.
"Sawao Yamanaka is a swanky fellow."
by Kurisu Tousutaa December 5, 2004
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Yawn Rape

The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.

NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"
Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.
by goats, eggs and daisies June 30, 2008
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