how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

how do you do

any form of sex

by etchasketch October 22, 2003

why do you do

It means why have you done something.

Why do you do- why do you take part it doing any type of actions. Why do you do things?

Person: i stole my neighbor's catto
Me: why do u do.

by Imlildurk2x June 23, 2018

how do you do fellow kids

"how do you do fellow kids" is a term to use when companies or quite literally anything try to be all cool and hip with the youth.

normal & rational person: i hate opera gx's marketing

opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?

wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?

normal & rational person: can you guys stfu

by rk092 January 5, 2024

how do you do that

masquence asked me this
fucking masquencegger

masquence: "how do you do that"
hunter: not telling you
masquence: im gay btw
hunter: ik

by htunteunrunetunererr October 12, 2025

Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?

by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023