Yossef

A super nice Kid that's insanely good at every video game. Drinks a lot of coffee and has the most mind boggling luck. Plays a lot of League of Legends and Super Smash Bros. Also gives really good relationship advice, and most of his friends are female. Probably would be your best friend if you've known him since Kindergarten. Also likes to only go Ocean and Mage in TFT. If you are best friends, you will outmatch each other in almost every game, like Naruto and Sasuke

Example 1: "Man, are you a Yossef or something? Because that RNG is insane!"
Example 2: "I'm having trouble with my crush again, I really wish I had a Yossef to talk to."
Example 3: "My best friend is a Yossef, I've known him since I was 5!"
Example 4: <3-Ken

by KenKenAgain25 January 15, 2020

Yosselin

She's a nice, beautiful, smart girl. She can be clumsy but you'll get use to it when you get to know her better. She can also get sentimental when she feels pressure and those are the moments you have to be there for her.

I'm going to the store with Yosselin

by Danny1214 March 13, 2017

Yossarian

Three piece post-rock/instrumental band from Memphis, TN. They are amazing and extremely talented. Kilian on guitar, Alyosha on bass, and Tim on drums. They've been a band for the past four years with one album to date and one in the works

memphian hipster: hey man you going to the yossarian show tonight at Minglewood?

female memphian hipster: yeah, they're totally sound!

by haysw June 29, 2010

yossed

Tossed/ Thrown

You’re gonna get yossed at the game tomorrow.

by Bluecornchips202 June 10, 2018

Yossi

A hot guy who is always happy to help someone. Usually has a large shmekel. Has too many girlfriends and gets laid too often. All the girls are crazy over him

I burned my house down so Yossi can come save me.

Shira: I made out with Yossi last night.
Devorah: So did I!

Girls: I sleep naked just in case there's a fire and Yossi comes to save me.

Chana: Want to go peek into the mikvah window so we can see Yossi naked?
Leah: No. I'm making out with him later tonight.

by Shira Leah November 23, 2021

yosso

Yosso is a fat gay guy who likes to be near to other naked men

Oh look at him he is very yosso.

by It23672051 November 12, 2020

yossi

A funny name given to an otherwise intimidating guy. Big, strong, smart, middle eastern, and a little scary. But any guy is less scary when he introduces himself as "Yossi" so it evens out.

Yossi! Stop that!
I can't believe what that Yossi guy just did.

by Arueben50 March 14, 2016