8 year old

Tony lopezes favoite kind of girl
Tony lopez: i like 8 year olds

A smart person: am calling fbi
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8 year old

8 year olds are very annoying people who chat like they are little kids while on some random minecraft server or whatnot.
Example: An 8 year old just said something in really fucking broken english like a little kid.
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8 year old

Someone who’s worse than a 12 year old
12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU’D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!
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last 8 years

These last 8 years have been a disaster for our economy!
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8 Year Old

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.
Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.
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8 year old non virgin

An 8 year old who's had sex before
Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"
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Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
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