Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 16, 2009

Xylophone

A melodic percussion instrument made of resonators and wooden keys with a chromatic scale. Mallets are used to strike the keys.

The Nazareth Blue Eagle marching band has rockin Xylophone players!

by kreeta March 31, 2004

xylophone

A slang term used within the pro-ana community to describe the visibility of a female's chest / sternum bones due to extreme thinness.

Interchangeable with "xylobone."

"That low-cut dress really shows off your xylophone."

"That model was so skinny, all I could look at was her xylophone."

by NatashaSP January 20, 2009

xylophonedogs

When you have so little of a life that you search up xylophonedogs in your spare time. XD is short for xylophonedogs.

My dad's car broke down in the traffic jam of the freeway. xylophonedogs!

by xylophonedogs November 6, 2017

xylophonesexual

when your subconscious reveals to you that you want to sex up xylophones

"One time i had a dream that i was going to have dream sex with a guy but then he turned into a xylophone." - quoted from a true xylophonesexual

by garettmc January 7, 2021

hearing xylophones

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.

No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.

by HoboAC December 8, 2007

xylophila

A person who loves nature but is not a tree hugger.

wow she is so cool shes a xylophila

by hannnah098 July 1, 2007