Xp

Used, while texting, at the end of the sentence to mark it as a joke (especially by a redhead whose name starts with S). This sentence should not be taken serious by any means. Its just for the funzies

Person 1: Im gonna kill you xp
Person 2: ...
Person 1: I was just kidding

by Dallavere July 24, 2022

XpS

a 1337 coder and h4x0r who will pwn your head and root your box. Mastered the interweb.

XpS 4 teh win. gg pwn

by Silent February 13, 2005

xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!

by TK June 06, 2004

XP Waste

In RuneScape, when something causes a loss of XP, it is considered an XP waste.

Short for experience waste.

House party? XP Waste.
Homework? XP Waste.
Girlfriend? XP Waste.

by Nova Fission August 01, 2012

Windows XP

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Windows XP

Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.

Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.

Its better than Win ME, thats for sure.

by C++ September 13, 2005

windows xp

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

by u2dvdbono September 06, 2010