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Wump

A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.
Jack - “I cant wait to get online later, Jon. Gonna be a new level of wumps”

Jon - “I know. My wumpage output is gonna be through the roof
by johnbingbang March 31, 2020
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.
by -Sunshine May 26, 2018
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Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.
Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night
by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.
Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.
by RoadTripWest July 17, 2011
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wumplestomper

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.
"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"
by anti-wumple April 29, 2008
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Wompyjawed

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.
After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.
by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015
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waking up the wumpus

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
by Yeebus August 29, 2017
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