wormholer

A paradox on social media sites, where one travels back in time on their friends walls to random posts and pictures, commenting and thus leaving the community perplexed and reflective.

Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"

Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"

by Rick Rocks November 5, 2013

Wormhole

When you eat a gummy worm out of your partners butt hole.

When you get home and your girl says"come get this wormhole."

by Duran Jackson January 20, 2018

wormhole

Wang in wang sex.

Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.

Oh dear God no. Fuck! No, please don't. Oh goddamn, oh goddammit! (wormhole)

by dr_teeth June 1, 2006

Wormhole

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.

I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!

by Left Over Crack January 20, 2011

midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight

bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole

by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Wormhole

A huge gaping vagina that is overflowing with broccoli and family photos. It feeds off dead vampires and has a mind of its own and constantly queefs.

Sandy: Hey Mom, how was your day today?

Mom: Bad, my Wormhole tried to kill everyone at the office by queefing broccoli and your baby pictures.

by GodLovesJesusDontForget August 26, 2009

Wormhole

to suck hard, to sip fastly, to drink fast or hard

"That girl wormholed my penis, great night"

"Nigga, hurry up and wormhole that 40"

"Man, why you wormholing my soda!"

by II Haze September 25, 2009