Wop Wops

out in the sticks, the middle of nowhere, last stop before nowhere

"the wop wops is an ideal destination for those escaping civilisation"

by Katy girl May 4, 2008

Ghost wipes

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.

"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."

by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009

wokesona

Fursona but woke (which is a good thing in case ur stupid and didn’t already know)

My fursona is a white cat, but my wokesona is a black cat who is also a lesbian

by EKimLipse November 8, 2023

Wokesplain

verb: To unnecessarily inject social analysis or words, at the expense of the bigger picture, context, or intent.

James wokesplained to Carlos why Latinx should be used to define all Latinos, even tho he doesn't understand how the Spanish language works.

by SladeXZ October 25, 2020

Wokescreen

When a powerful institution or major company uses woke rhetoric around diversity and inclusion to deflect criticism of their actions or to appear less elitist than they actually are. A portmanteau of "woke" and "smokescreen."

When asked about civilian casualties caused by American drone strikes, the president dropped a wokescreen by reminding everyone that his secretary of defense was the first woman to hold that cabinet position.

by T@citus March 16, 2021

70 Wipes

Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.

justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.

by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008

WOPASS

An acronym for workplace proximity associate. Someone you would rather email than talk to.

Sarah is not my friend. She is my WOPASS.

by nakedcelery October 9, 2019