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wolley

1.The best word in existence. Yellow backwards; commonly misspelled welloy. Also the name of a song by the band Pitiful Excuse.
2. Cute, rad
Dude, did you hear the new song by that band?
Yeah, wolley is the best!

That shirt is so cute!
It's so wolley!
by Emsily B June 27, 2008
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wooley rocket

A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.

To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.

Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.

The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.
by Alfie The Horndog July 4, 2006
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Woolly Worm

The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.

The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.

No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.

He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009
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Tyron Woodley

The memes of Tyron Woodley getting knocked out are hilarious.
by islamicsoutherner January 10, 2022
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Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself
Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.
by BigWoody February 17, 2007
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woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.
If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.
by sphincterella June 28, 2010
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woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.
The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.
by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014
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