woogie
Woogie
Junk food. Usually sweet, but also refers to junk food, any meal that you order simply with a number, or any food that is likely to raise your blood sugar and cholesterol when eaten in large quantities, resulting in woogamortis (the act of sitting in a reclined and vegetative state with a significantly lowered IQ, a slowed speech pattern, and a slowed reflex time).
woogie
woogie
I went out with my guy and played the wing-man, but his chick brought a woogie with her, and I had to bail out on him because I just couldn't take that one for the team.
woogie by Joeseph Coolioni March 11, 2009