Woofle

<i>verb</i> To be indecisive with your dog.

"Spot would have understood the command 'In or out, Spot!' had Stan actually gotten his fat ass off the couch and opened the screen door. Non-plussed by his owner's classic woofle, Spot peed on the stereo."

by Simon A January 24, 2008

woofle

See w00fle

All your w00fle are belong to pie.

by Hyper Ferret January 10, 2004

wooflesnack

ballsack

Man, he is such a wooflesnack.

by snackofthewoofles February 14, 2017

wooflefin

When a man stretches his penis over his gootch and duct tapes it to a butt plug.

The Bodiner is such a wooflefin.

by feag November 6, 2003

wooflet

A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.

My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.

by Aikidokaratefan March 20, 2019

woofiest

The smelliest.

My ex wife has the woofiest breath 🤮

by Craigusmaximus September 20, 2020

woofler

No meaning, like at all, it just sounds mean so say if, lots

Shut up cerys your a woofler

by Shags March 17, 2021