Woodstock

Mythic concert in the 60's that loser teens around the world have embarassed themselves trying to replicate ever since.

Seriously, what do you expect from a generation whose definition of "cool" involves hanging at Starbucks or messaging their friends on Facebook whenever they go to the bathroom?

There was only one Woodstock, the 60's are gone, nowadays world sucks. Get over it.

by Sullivan1990 August 15, 2009

Woodstock

the most badass place in illiois, the famous movie groundhogs day with bill murry was filmed there... is famous for its legendary square.

"Dude... have u been to Woodstock yet?" " Hells yeah, its badasss!"

by mcbadass breezy March 6, 2010

Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018

Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."

by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020

Woodstock Collegiate Institute

Very cliquey. Very small. Very annoying teachers. Some very BAD teachers, theatre based, pretty talented musical theatre kids, that focus more on theatre than their grades. Some great people at this school. A common place to catch WCI students is union burger, the library parking lot, and coffee culture.

Woodstock Collegiate Institute is a mediocre school

by the virgin mary 82 July 4, 2018

Woodstock Woodpecker

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

Woodstock North High School

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.

Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

by WNHS August 29, 2011