woodchuck

When a boner is as hard as Chuck Norris's fist.

Dude, you sister gave me such a woodchuck yesterday! I went home with it and turned around, and it hit my mom! She's dead now by the way.

by Basco424 June 26, 2007

Woodchuck

When a a gook gets stiffy

That slanty got a woodchuck

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

woodchuck

to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.

"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."

by Troubles February 4, 2010

Woodchucks

A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.

There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.

by DGIF March 21, 2011

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 6, 2003

wet woodchuck

Slang term for a woman's vagina

She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015

reverse woodchuck

When one person goes face first between another’s legs and uses their top teeth to munch their ass.

“Joyce had the perfect teeth to reverse woodchuck Alberto”

by Pancho & Jo May 10, 2019