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1.You have to have a big wonky to be a porn star.
2.Son, quit playing with your wonky.
wonky by Jeffry Josephat December 28, 2005
A black person who dresse's/act's/look's like a white person!! Fucked up shit that should never happen.
"Look at that Wonky over there, thinks he's white!"
Hey, look Quagmire got his wonky stuck in the window again!

That Quagmire's a wonky kinda guy!
Wonky by TornCanvas1 January 13, 2009
Another name for the male reproductive organ, penis.
Son quit playing with your wonky.
wonky by Timmy Joe Jenkins December 25, 2005
The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.
This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.
Wonky by Lilpistolstarter August 25, 2013
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
wonky by Grottyface November 11, 2014