wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.
Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
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Wonky Will

EVIL C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ
C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ THAN WONKY WILL
by Cing Buchacacha December 17, 2021
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Wonkied

"Yeah dude, me and E got hella wonkied last night"
by Slimshady420blazeit October 22, 2016
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Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

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by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007
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Wonkie

Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.
If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.
by Benanahead April 07, 2018
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Wonkiness

Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario
Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud
by Archangelmbc December 18, 2016
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Wonkie

An absolute faggot will suck any dick on site when you call someone gay your most likely thinking about him he is also a mega devourer of meat and just absolutely obliterates cocks and glizzy just an overall homosexual and personally I’d stay away from this fag he may be contagious
Damn your acting like a Wonkie
by Derrickisgay555 June 27, 2021
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