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An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.
Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU
WONK by AUstudent August 31, 2010
Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.
WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.
wonK by Tiny Tim 123 September 4, 2012

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.
Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.
process wonk by pengells June 19, 2016

wonk dick 

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.
Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."
wonk dick by wonkdick June 17, 2018
wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites
hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
wonk by ya muffin June 9, 2011
a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot
wonk by Al August 27, 2004
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