Woman's Penis

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

Woman's Wallet

1. Where my dick sleeps for bedtime.
2.When a woman's purse is too full so she shoves her credit cards up her vagina.

I pulled a prank on my wife by sharpening the edges of her credit cards so when she utilized her Woman's wallet, her pussy bleed and sliced it open bigger.

by cockafella October 18, 2011

Woman’s periods

Woman’s periods minimize sentence of periods by ending sentence with just

one period

Woman’s periods end in the read after having been sentenced to such punctual punctuation.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

woman's houdini

when a hot woman blindfolds, and ties a man to the bed then calls her d.u.f.f. over to replace herself mid coitus.

Dude me and Helga pulled the woman's houdini on Jeff last night, he cried himself to sleep.

by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.

Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly

by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011

Woman's Touch

A Woman's Touch, or woman's way of saying, "I like you ;)," Is usually not familiar to a man and usually means that she wants sex. Usually your stepsister will do this to you signaling, "What are you doing stepbro? ;)."

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a woman's touch.

Josh: Thats not a girl btw...

by Come Filled Bottle November 9, 2020

Woman's Rights

Woman's decent rights is the basic respect and human decency getting equal rights because they don't have to be put down by shithead men.

Derik: Women dont deserve rights

Becca: they do deserve rights. Woman's rights are human rights

by 1nsertBord0m January 8, 2022