wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 7, 2011

Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.

"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".

by Gav Harris December 31, 2009

wizards cufflink

when a girl has a massive clitoris at the beginning of her massive wizards sleeve

Damn, Dazzas wizards cufflink was huge!

by truffles June 6, 2015

Wizards trick

When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.

I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night

by Bobbypog August 18, 2021

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

wizards chess

A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.

John: hey dude im all sorts of bored

Jeff: lets play wizards chess until our staffs reach the moon

by tony larossa October 3, 2006

Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019