wires

Single, usually cylindrical, elongated strands of drawn metal that nerds accumulate, with computer/musical/etc equipment, and exhibit in attempts to represent their level of nerdiness.

"Jesus Rich, your such a nerd! Look at all those wires under your desk..."

by Revision July 16, 2007

wire

a concealed recording device worn by someone for listening in on a conversation

I don't think he had any wire for any third party to listen to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2008

wired

too many things on your mind to just gently slide into sleep

the body is tired
the brain is wired

by Krkič December 8, 2019

wire

A really superly awesome band that more people need to listen to.

As in:
A: Heard that band Wire?
B: No, who the fuck are they?
A: You're such a dick.

by PatCCC April 16, 2008

wired

1. Having the appearance of being Jittery, like after you drink too much coffee.
2. A device/person that is connected, either virtually or physically, to a larger whole.
3. A popular Technology publication.

1. I sat in the Waffle House for four hours and left the place completely wired.
2. The next generation of television will be wired and have access to limitless video content.
3. I just got my subscription to Wired magazine. w00t!

by M.R.R. July 8, 2003

WiReS

A sexy 1337 person.

Look at WiReS go! OMGZ!

by Bob September 18, 2003

wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016