Dirty Wintoneak

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.

Dude, when that goalie took off his helmet, I totally saw he had a Dirty Wintoneak!

by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

John Winston

The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.

Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.

by gayebolapenis December 2, 2020

carmen winsted

ok, so these girls on myspace made up a story about a girl who got pushed in a sewer, and haunts people
but the story isnt true
in the story the girl who got pushed in the sewer by her high school class mates to embarras her during a fire drill is carmen winsted
dont be freaked out by this story because it isnt true, you can look it up on google, and it will say that it isnt true

girl: did you get that buletin on myspace about carmen winsted
boy: yeah, did you repost it?
girl: yeah i dont want her to kill me !! did you?
boy: i didnt, that stuff is just a load of shit, the urban dictionary says so !

by Briannabobana December 22, 2007

Winston Steam Chapel

A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.

"donnie has really been getting on my nerves lately, i think i'm going to drop a Winston Steam Chapel while he's out of town over the weekend"

by baby farks August 11, 2009

Winston

A nice and funny guy with a great sense of humour. He will always be there for you no matter what and will always make you laugh. He often is envied by other boys abd he can’t help it

“Yo that dude over there is such a Winston.”

“I wish I could be like a Winston one day.”

by thatguy3269 December 27, 2018

Winston Marshall

The badass banjo player for Mumford and Sons. Usually has a good amount of manly facial hair in the form of a beard.

Winston Marshall inspired me to get a banjo.

by BanjoPlucker August 17, 2011

winston knoll collegiate

Winston knoll is a growing school of about 1000 students. This most northern school is located in Regina, SK. It includes a small variety of students. 90% of students are Caucasian, the rest include a small number of African, Asian, and East-Indian peoples. This school is out most dominated by the white culture. Along with this, there are different types of behavior among certain people, also known as "cliques". I will not go into great description, but generally these groups include: preps/jocks/joes whos territory is the commons. skaters, who rule the outdoor skatepark. Stoners/smokers who dominate the outer 'A' door decorative rocks. Emos/goths/life-stylers who find their place in every crook and cranny of college halls. Lastly, are the solo/loners who do not have their place. This is a description of only the people that inhabit the school. Knoll has much to offer.

winston knoll collegiate is located on rochdale

by namham July 15, 2009