Winnipeg 

a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.

(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)

the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!

Winnipeg by kaosinthegarden December 9, 2011

Winnipeg 

THAT'S in Canada.

Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.

Winnipeg by ParticularlyGoodFinder March 19, 2010

winnipeg 

Also reffered to as "peg city", Winnipeg is the capital and largest city in Manitoba.

Winnipeg has a football, baseball and hockey team.

The winters are cold, (-30)and summers are hot (+30).

The city is notorious for crime, most of it occuring in neighbourhoods such as North End, West End, Downtown and East Kildonan.

Marijuana is very affordable and easy to find here.

Some interesting places in Winnipeg to check out:

-The Forks
-Mts Centre
-Ass Park
-The Legislative Building
-Osborne Village / Corydon Avenue
-Polo Park / St. Vital malls
-Royal Canadian Mint
-Kimberly Hill
-Wildwood Park
-Wellington Crescent

winnipeg by blahzay September 15, 2007

Winnipeg 

Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg

"Hey man, did you get stabbed in Winnipeg?"
Yeah man, and we call it Winterpeg here"

Winnipeg by Winterpeghet November 2, 2017

Winnipeg 

20 Winnipeg facts/tips:

1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people.
2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt.
3)our football team seems to be getting worse.
4)awesome bands.
5)great party city.
6)easy drugs.
7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital).
8)tons of car theft.
9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you.
10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know.
11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment.
12)lots of sluts.
13)the city of rivers.
14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction.
15)also called winterpeg.
16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon.
17)mosquitos are ridiculous.
18)lots of hippies.
19)its in the middle of nowhere.
20)entrance to western canada.

Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.

Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg!

Winnipeg by Winnipeg Rocks! August 5, 2005

dirty winnipeg 

When someone shits on the base of your balls.

My girlfriend gave me a great dirty Winnipeg after the hockey game .

dirty winnipeg by Niagra balls December 7, 2015

Winnipeg 

Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few sluts. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.

We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.

Winnipeg by brandonmb April 23, 2005