Winnie the Pooh’ing

When you’re wearing a shirt with absolutely nothing on your bottom half. Generally immediately before or immediately after sexual intercourse.

“So there I was in this guy’s bed Winnie the Pooh’ing it when his roommate walked in”

“I couldn’t find my skirt on the floor last night so I took the risk and Winnie the Pooh’d it to my one night stand’s bathroom.”

by Tishybooboo February 6, 2019

Winnie the Pooh-ing

The act of wearing a shirt but no pants

When you're drunk and about to go to the bathroom but you forget what you're doing and you just stand there looking in the mirror with your pants down and your ass out, you're Winnie the Pooh-ing

by k8tea coaty September 23, 2019

Winnie The Pooh

A Winnie The Pooh is when a guy spreads honey on his dick, puts an ecstasy bean on the end and rams a girl in the ass. About mid-sex, she starts rolling

Jason winnie the poohed Megan with a bean and honey. Both enjoyed it quite much

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

Winnie the Pooh

When one takes a pooh under the tree, covers it in honey and then sits in the pooh.

"Hey yo John you wanna go winnie the pooh after school i got some fresh honey from my uncle's bee hive."

"Oh is that the uncle who showed us how to winnie the pooh"

"Fo' Sheazzzy"

by John Flump January 11, 2009

Winnie the Pooh

When one rags a tigger, and often poo's ones pants...

"I ragged tigger and pooed my pants last night therefore i am winnie the pooh"

by whopoo? March 10, 2009

Winnie the Pooh

The act of a male inserting his erect penis into the oral cavity of a female. He then leans forward, while his penis remains in the bitches mouth. He then releases his bowels, allowing the diahria to exit his anus. Note that it is recommended to use a laxative, or eat a hot pocket an hour before preforming this activity. The shit then voyages across the taint, then climbs over the balls. It then reaches the penis, and slides down it like a fireman down a pole. As the boiling shit reaches the penis, the man "blows his load" into the bitches mouth. This creates the sensation of the jizz and the shit reaching the bitch at the same time.

Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Scott: WTF, dont be gay
Nick: Ok

Nick: Wanna Winnie the Pooh
Ammie: Get the fuck out of my room (Bat to head)
Nick: It'll be over soon

Nick: Ryan, you've gotten really good at Winnie the Poohing
Ryan: Yea, Weston and I have been practicing ALOT
Nick: I'm gay
Ryan: Gross dude, your lucky you have such a big vagina

by Ice Man 480 December 16, 2008

Winnie the Pooh

Gay Bear; Bear with a Crop Top

Hey, dont be such a Winnie the Pooh

by Yandere2 November 22, 2018