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Extreme Wet Willy

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Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.
Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!

Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.
by PsychoBagofCheetos April 27, 2010
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similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.
oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.
by maceecam May 29, 2007
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Wet Willy Nelson

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The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!
by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019
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When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.
Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.
by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011
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It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.
This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.
by Chris Davids April 29, 2007
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wet willy jr.

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when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.
Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!
by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011
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Dyslexic Wet Willy

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The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
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