wet willy

verb. the act of sticking your dick (willy) inside of the nozzle of a hose while water is running.

yo I was so horny last week I wet willy-ed a few times

by sticky dick davis November 24, 2015

wet willy

When you cum and stick your dick in somebody's ear.

I gave mary a wet willy last night after she gave me head.

by ac333334 December 10, 2008

Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008

Wet Willy

When your girl gives you some good brain resulting in an incredible explosion of your skeetand she keeps it in her mouth then goes straight to eating your ass spitting your man juice into your anal.

*last night things got so kinky between my girl she performed a wet willy on me
-No way, you have yourself a freak bro

by szcherries January 27, 2015

Wet Willie

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!"

Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

by Rank Frank March 28, 2012

Wet Willy

When you oil a girls breasts and then titty fuck her.

John: “Dude, Tiffany has great boobs.”

Chase: “Yeah, I’d love to give her a wet Willy.”

by Dr.R1ck__Mar$ha11 November 11, 2018

wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

by gogoppl October 1, 2010