Stratford High school, the place where all kids where are leggings big sweaters from lululemon, patagonia, and vineyard vines. I the "rich" kids, the "nice" kids, the "cool" kids, the "goth"kids and all those other there isnt in stratford all you have is a big blob of white people trying to be somebody they just so they can "fit" in with the other guys or girls and when people seem nice and you feel like your true friends, when you see them in the hallways they don't even say "hi" even though they make direct eye contact with you and you like the new girl or guy you are just get sad well NO YOU NEED TO SAY FUK YOU BITCH AND YOUR GROUP OF WHITE ASS BASIC " FRIENDS". This is stratford high.
I fucking love Stratford High School. #whiteassfuck #fuckstratford
by beyourselfalwaysnomatterwhat February 01, 2018
A school made by rich people who ride their daddies dick for money. They talk a lot of of shit and feel like degrading people make them superior . Careful their daddies lawyers will sue you if you don't go to their bum ass parties
by Bigdadbrosky November 08, 2018
The suburban cousin of Central that has just as many drugs/fights but less police interaction, Stratford High School is the place you wanna be! Where being white is part of the minority, it is a very diverse place with an amazing football team that has passed around every Freshman ( of all genders). We have our very own vampire, as well as a janitor guy in the lunchroom who politely asks you for your garbage and gets angry when you don't give it to him. Shooting threats are common to the point where we don't acknowledge them, and the food is terrible.
by MommyMilkerStan December 15, 2021
A shitty school with the biggest dickhead teacher of all time.They expect you not to even look at someone because that’s an OCE.But this Guy Sebastian is sooooo fineee.
by Hide your kids. January 31, 2019
A pet name for a certain thinly talented and heavily tattooed pop superstar, Justin Bieber, who is responsible for the most overplayed and annoying song in history, Sorry. Bieber spent the first years of his life in Stratford, a small town located about two hours west of Toronto. To us, he is just another obnoxious pretty boy who needs a timeout for bad behavior.
The Little Turd from Stratford gets more airplay than everybody else. If that's the best that Canada could offer, then I'm moving to the States.
by The Real Canadian August 24, 2016
The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.
So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.
by papa_bear January 28, 2008
Someone flexible, possibly a yoga instructor sits reverse cowgirl with her legs behind her head. Then you use her legs like you're riding an Orange County Chopper
by FerGee May 21, 2023