wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

hot waffler

The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.

Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.

by tonytiger420 December 30, 2015

wiffleball

the only, truly good substitution for baseball

sam plays wiffleball at pupque

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.

Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"

by Darrell23 October 16, 2010

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

wiffle-clogs

The alternate name for the most hideous footware since earth-shoes, Crocs.

Hey did you see that dirt-bag hippie wearing the tie-dye wiffle-clogs drooling. What a tool!

by AstrgldepdxJack May 1, 2008