Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

Senator's Wife Syndrome by Immortal Synn December 9, 2008

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

Senator's Wife Syndrome by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

wife's a beach 

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

wife's a beach by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Wifey Season 

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

Wifey Season by just another tuner March 2, 2018

Wife's off 

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

Wife's off by goat your friend June 23, 2016

Wife’s Gambit 

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

Wife’s Gambit by chickenboy June 7, 2021

Wiley's Lust 

Wiley's Lust is a lust so strong, specifically from a senior towards a freshman, that it triggers an insatiable desire to goon uncontrollably. The freshmen in question are, as Wiley would say, "mature for their age", so Wiley's Lust triggers one to want to "climb that tree". This gross lust is out of hand, comparable to the seven deadly sin that goes by the same name, and nobody can be saved from it. Once you have Wiley's Lust, you're done for and you'll become a super senior preying on freshmen forever.

Oh no, why is that freshman fine? Why do I want to climb that tree? I think I'm developing WIley's Lust....

Wiley's Lust by NamanBaz July 8, 2024