whorenado

A girl or group of girls who are trying to be sexy but end up looking like a whorish mess.

Person 1: Hey did you go to that party at Sig Ep last night?
Person 2: No, but I did see many a whorenado on their way over there.

by theantiskank March 7, 2008

Whorenado

A giant, out of control clash or convening women (generally, though not exclusively), scantily and garishly clad, loud, grating, tacky, meddlesome, troublesome, attention mongering, and perfumed to high hell. No heel under 6 inches, no shorts past any portion of the thigh. There will be jangles, there will be bangles. Bridezilla vs. The Mother of Honeybooboo! These phenomena have the potential to take on mythological, folkloric proportions, rarely documented by humankind, as most all sensible humanity runs for the everluvin' hills and does not peer into the whites of their soulless eyes.... Sometimes a Whorenado can effect a relatively net beneficial result, for example, such as in a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus concert: just good clean fun. Or say a Gucci truck overturns on the turnpike... leather goods for everyone! Saving husbands, boyfriends, sugardaddies and pimps untold millions! Not to be confused with a hodeo (see defs.), the Polar Whoretex or the Whoremaggedon.

Girl, I went to Wet Seal and you could hardly move. The Store was consumed by a giant whorenado. I've never seen so many clear pumps and booty shorts in one place. Sometimes you need a weather report just to go to the mall.

by Daveaflav April 25, 2014

Whorehead

The hoe version of crackhead

Jessica is such a whorehead she sucked 6 dicks yesterday.

by TickleDicklePickle July 28, 2020

Whorenado

Any attack in a fighting game that causes the opponent to be hit multiple times in extremely fast succession with often times being difficult to avoid for the opponent, while easy to pull off for the user. Often times these moves are deemed unfair, or 'noobish'

Meta Knight's Whorenado is such rape, it is one of the main reasons he is top tier.

by Rhed May 13, 2009

Whoreder

A man who hoards whores , even though it clutters his life and affects his relationships.

Jim is a whoreder , he always wants more and
more whores. It's gotten to the point where there's no room for any real women in his life.

by Barkleysunshine December 28, 2011

whoretard

A retarded whore. A female who constantly gives it up to any man who tries to get it. She stupidly believes his blatant lies, and continues to be used. After she gets dumped, she moves on to repeat the cycle. She never learns, and spends her life getting used.

Often, the whoretard is also stupid and ghetto.

That whoretard Janel never learns. She spent 10 months trying to steal a married man and got dumped when his wife found out about her. The whoretard is still trying to get him back, making an ass of herself on myspace.

by janel lopez the fat welfare ho October 15, 2008

Whorenado

A whorenado is a person who sucks up all the dicks in it's indiscriminate path of destruction.

I hope my Whorenado of an ex-wife gets an STD.

by Pacmanfan November 11, 2015