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Cardiovascular Whore

A girl who loves veiny arms or hands on a guy after he works out.
OMG SANUVAR IS SUCH A CARDIOVASCULAR WHORE!
by localsouptime April 30, 2019
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Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots
Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!
by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020
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this isn't where i parked my car

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
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This isnt where i parked my car

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.
Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.
by THUMP3R May 27, 2010
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carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often
by badjoe117 August 9, 2016
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carrier whore

Someone who relies wholly on carriers in a game of StarCraft. These same players often play money maps, no clutter, and NR20 games. Additionally, they may be seen building 300 cannons at the front of their base before teching straight to carriers.
"LOL Carreirss = instatn win!11/"
by Justin January 2, 2004
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carpool whore

A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullsit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.
Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride?

Guy- I sure will. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas.
by Biatchy January 30, 2009
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