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One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulnessactivity done by a high school
Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules”
by JuanTwo November 18, 2019
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Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021
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Whitman-Hanson

The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.
Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
by Cunningham March 11, 2008
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Walt Whitman High School

The richest school located in the richest town bethesda in the third richest county MoCo in the country. The guys and girls maintain a 4.7 GPA, are members of every sports and academic team the can, and are all gorgeous. Most well end up at Ivy League schools and will become lawyers doctors or politicians. Everywhere you turn you will see boys in Madras shorts, girls with Longshamp totes, and teachers in Louis Vuitton suits. Landon guys want the girls, and the girls want the Landon guys. This makes the Whitman male population very jealous and often leads to fights.
Landon Guy: Whoaaa that whitman girl is gorgeous!
Whitman Guy: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY??!
Landon Guy: ummm
...the pummel each other with their Lacrosse sticks.
by ilovebritneyspears March 25, 2005
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whiteman

A high class version of marijuana. A blend of whiterhino and amazon tuscan.
Man i hit that whiteman last night and i cant even get up now!
by JWhiteson May 30, 2009
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Walt Whitman HS

The place where everyone hates each other. Located in South Huntington, NY: Walt Whitman has some of the dumbest kids in the god damn world . 90% of the school is filled with fucking idiots. Half of them barely knows that the sun isn't a planet. Some of them have failed the same class twice. I'm happy that I'm graduating in 2 years, this school has some of the dumbest people I've ever met. One of the students told me that they thought the sun was a planet and the earth was flat. There are so many liberals, most of them think that there's 63 genders and that sex and gender aren't the same thing. I hate libtards!
Sorry I'm retarded, I go to Walt Whitman HS.
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whitman freshmen

the most repulsive, slutty, wannabe bitches to walk the face of this earth. They have no life except trying to piss of the upperclassmen but we know you will never succeed because we cant even bare to look at you. They dye their hair ugly colors, have no boobs, want to be eachother, and fuck like animals because one of them started it and theyre sweet!! woah and one had sex in a sink!!! ugly mother fuckers.
boy: i need ass ill just call one of the freshman girls! maybe they will fuck me in some cool place like a sink!
by theuttertruth May 5, 2005
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