T-WHITE

when your sitting on the toilet and you challenge the person sitting next to you in a shit war. After you have finished, pick the shit up and measure it. Based on who has won, wipe your shit on the loser and piss on their face. Diareahh automatically wins and in the case of a draw, the person who eats their shit faster WINS

lets go pull a t-white in the bathroom

by Q-Man888888 December 3, 2009

T-White

Noun: A complete Thug Gangster who doesn't take anything from anybody
Verb: To get a girl pregnant

James: Yo man who that be?
Rober: I don't know bro.
James: Well don't mess with him he looks T-White

Jose: Yo man that was a sweet party last night.
Dominique: Not really man I pulled a T-White!
Jose: I told you to use protection dawg

by Johathan February 3, 2008

white don’t ripe

describes a white person who ages well

John’s skin doesn’t have any wrinkles, proving that for some caucasians, white don’t ripe.

by jasonblais450 November 27, 2021

I ain't white

Meaning I'm doing well and I don't act white

What up, I ain't white!

by Scott Annand August 13, 2003

White E.T.

Sick or hung over. Feeling like the lovable alien E.T. did when Elliot found him all pasty and white at the bottom of the river.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling like White E.T.

by Cardubo November 25, 2020

"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

White men can't jump

Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.

White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"

by Aj323__ July 9, 2016