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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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Whittakered

Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021
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Moolay Whitelok

Moolay Whitelok (Vitlök) is a nickname for Molly, Whitelok (Vitlök) has no meaning in it what so ever. The nickname is just Moolay but Whitelok (Vitlök) came as a bonus.
Moolay Whitelok
by Izzyliix May 30, 2022
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jodie whittaker

by otterblossom June 10, 2022
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whitehaven

Little town by the sea side, situated in Cumbria, In North West England
Whitehaven Martitime festival!
by rootbeerjello June 11, 2006
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Whitelaw

Town of 700 in Wisconsin. We once had a black family in Whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. Drug charges I believe. They were my neighbors. We also have something called Wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. You can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. It is no exception to Wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and pussy. Not to be confused with the sh*t town St. Nazianz.
person 1 "where did Jamal and LaKifa go?"

person 2 "they didn't last too long in Whitelaw"

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person 1 "what should we do?"

person 2 "lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers"
by Whitelaian 1 November 9, 2011
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Whitehaven

Whitehaven is a small town on coast in the North West of England, in the county of Cumbria. It has a vast (often marinal) history, expecially in rum smuggling, coal mining, and is famous as the last place in England to be invaded. Every four years, the town holds a Maritime Festival that attracts many tourists to the town for the various festival attractions.
The square layout of Whitehaven has led many historians to believe it to have been the inspiration for the layout of New York City. Also, George Washington's grandmother is reputed to be buried in the centre church of the town.
by Dingo Baby December 9, 2008
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