Straight Cis White Male 

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

Straight Cis White Male by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

Single white male

Top of the social food chain, which most if not all parents wish their daughters to date or bring home. This is the exact opposite of a nigga', which most parents hope their daughters never have to meet.

I wish I could find a single white male to date, cause I sure am tired of these disrespectful ass niggas!

Single white male by Joel Bunker September 19, 2016

Straight Cis White Male 

World's biggest problem and disgust. Showers with a 3in1 shampoo, and probably uses nor/mal pronouns, doesn't respect women, gay people, says ''No homo'', or the n-word.

Amy: Did you saw that Straight Cis White Male?
Hannah: OMG, yes he is so disgusting!

Straight Cis White Male by DJNezinu March 6, 2021

A straight white male 

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

A straight white male by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

Single white male

Male white privilege

Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!

Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!

Single white male by danizzlefo September 18, 2016

cis white male syndrome 

The world will never harm you.

YO! You "cis white male syndrome baby" will never be harmed no matter what.

cis white male syndrome by bobbymaysdaniel March 23, 2023

pasty white male 

A typer of gender responsible for slavery, the death of 6 million jews, racism and sexism, white supremacists and Neo-Nazis

Oh look at that Nazi killin jews, what a pasty white male

pasty white male by PepeMaul April 18, 2018