Whistledick

One who blows dicks like they're whistles. Synonymous with cocksucker.

That guy with the BMW just finished shaving his chest, and now he wants to race you. What a whistledick.

by Kradackledack April 26, 2009

whistled

To have something to come very close or to even make contact with ones head that is moving very fast.

It derives from the noise of something travel close to ones ears, and the fact that if a hole is put in ones head thier will be a whistling noise heard as wind goes through it.

That drunk guy threw a dart at me and almost whistled me.

There was a shoot out and boy am I thankful to not be whistled.

by T.EL June 13, 2011

whistleblog

A blog written by a whistleblower that is used to report an illegal or bad practice by an organization.

Mary lost her job because her employer read her whistleblog.

by Kent Norman June 3, 2006

Whistle dog

The booty hole

Aye yo let me lick that whistle dog

by angelicaaa_glo July 14, 2019

whistletonian

a breed of human that can sing in the highest register possible, also known as a whistletone. Examples of whistletonians include Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and of course, the fabulous John Silverstone. Whistletonians often randomly sing unnecessarily throughout the day to flex their vocal range even if no one cares. They also tend to be attracted to men (by either being a straight female or gay male). Whistletonians wear sparkly jackets and dresses.

Ariana: OMG!!! Did you hear about the new whistletonian, John Silverstone???
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!

John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs 🔥🔥🔥

by jsilverstone September 27, 2019

whistledick

A person you refer to and whistle at when you forget their name

Go ask whistledick if he needs some help

by Luv2bloviedovie March 29, 2021

Whistled

Someone who is acting weird or looks weird. It could even be when you're very drunk.

Look at Dookie, he's whistled.

I was so whistled last night

by AJB26 December 23, 2024