whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. October 5, 2007

whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

whack job

To kill somebody as part of a financed murder contract. hit

Michael had a whack job performed on Fredo because of his betrayal.

by Eric Hard September 26, 2004

Wackjob

Someone who is a tad bit crazy, funny, spontaneous, but is a good person.

Nick:Dude, Natalie is totally a wackjob.
Phoenix: Yeah man, she’s pretty crazy.

by NotAWackjob July 2, 2020

wackjob

An ecentric individual prone to odd behavior, ie. sitting and rocking, twiddling thumbs, mumbling incessantly about helicopters, and outbursts of lewd indecent exposure

JJ was ok, but now that wackjob is off his rocker.

by Joceppi August 4, 2003

whack job

Where a girl beats your penis back and forth to give you an orgasm. It is somewhat similar to a handjob.

"Your mom gives a good whack job."

by jack6374 June 3, 2009

wackjob

A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.

Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003