blue whaffle

Blue whaffle is a sickness males get from sex and it makes your dick all puffy and nasty don't get it.

I fucked a bitch last night and got blue whaffle.

by Fuckabitchintheass June 15, 2017

whafump

1. VERY large people having sex.
2. The sound of VERY large people having sex.

"....whafump, whafump, whafump..."
"Yuk, I bet those two fatties are going home to whafump!"

by The Bowmans January 19, 2009

Whafuckafied

In the process of being what the fucked.

I was whafuckafied when he fondled my balls with his feet.

by Katrina Ramos June 11, 2011

Whafn

We hate a fake nigga

Whafn so don't be one

by Jem9129 January 24, 2015

whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Whaft

To fuck with a girl named Lauren

Let’s go Whafting

Lauren: “What’s whafting, but I’m down”

by Mcdem12 August 30, 2019