The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
Get the Kok Weng Seahmug. A character in all the movys like morbius hes a chink/chigga and very cool wee wee doodoo
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by yoyogreeetaly May 28, 2022
Get the jin chow mao gong lao bing jo na weng tao yo kai qing xinmug. Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.
by Trippin Zhang September 9, 2023
Get the Albert Wengmug. by Eggtarts June 19, 2022
Get the Lap Wengmug. A type of good skin glow that one will acquire through moderate binge-drinking of alcoholic beverages. Is usually expressed by intoxicated individuals.
by BoiLaklak November 4, 2018
Get the Weng-weng Glowmug. 
It basically means 'good,' or 'cool.' It can also be used to describe colors, but more widely is for displaying a positive reaction to something.
"That outfit is so wenge!" or "It's giving wenge."
by Wenge Kid September 8, 2025
Get the Wengemug.