wellesley

all white, all rich, your lucky if you find a house under 2 mill, minorities are not wanted natick people and mexicans mow our lawns, everyone wishes they lived here but they have neither the education nor the capital, boo-yaa
whoa your popped collar is so wellesley
by dolladollabillsyall March 15, 2005
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wellesley

Host to Wellesley College. A fun frolic for all the lesbians out there, you will sleep with your friends and it will be ok. We promise. The parties are grand if you don't want boys. If you want to go frat hopping go somewhere else. This school is for the chicks and the squirrels. and if you don't work to hard in class you may even learn something.

The town of Wellesley does not have much else.
Friends: So where are the boys?
You: Boys?

or

Friend A: I didn't think that girl was queer.
Friend B: She applied to Wellesley early decision.
by bread for thought November 26, 2006
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wellesley wallet

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.
I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.
by JJ6785 May 27, 2016
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Wellesley College

The best women's liberal arts college in the country, and 4th best liberal arts college in the country (US News 2005).

Alums include: Madeleine Albright, Nora Ephron, Jean Kilbourne, Hillary Rodham, Molly Campbell, Diana Chapman Walsh, Diane Sawyer.
My boss is a Wellesley College alumna.
by C March 16, 2005
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Wellesley College

The best of the best. The top women's college in the US, shall I say more?

Wellesley is full of brilliant women out to change the world. Capable of attending the "ivies", these women are drawn to the nurturing environment.

Once a Wellesley woman, always a Wellesley woman. Notable alumni are Hilary Clinton and Albright.
130 years of women on top and still going.

The MIT and Harvard men fall head over heals when they see this women. Look out!
by Smartie04 May 09, 2005
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Wellesley Wait

Boston area drivers are known for acting as if they are the only ones on the road, but there is a phenomenon in Wellesley (a very affluent suburb) which I have dubbed the "Wellesley Wait."

Drivers from other parts of Massachusetts and especially from out-of-state should pay heed to the example if they have the chance to drive through this beautiful town.
You are driving along one of Wellesley's major streets, notably Route 135 (Great Plain Ave) and Route 16 (Washington St). A driver (sorry to say, it is almost always a female) of an expensive SUV or European Station Wagon comes to a complete stop at the end of a side street or long driveway (many of Wellesley's "driveways" are longer than actual streets) and common sense/consensus would indicate this means the driver will wait for you to pass and then pull on to the state highway.

But nooooooo. You are driving along at 30-40 mph; there is nobody behind you nor in front of you. Just as you approach the intersection/driveway, the Wellesley driver will obliviously pull out right in front of you and proceed at a cement mixer's pace.

I don't condone jack rabbit starts, but if you are going to cut somebody off in your "Limited edition" Jeep, Lexus, Mercedes, or BMW SUV, inevitably equipped with the optional V8 engine, or turbocharged Volvo or Audi station wagon, please try to get up to at least 25 mph within 30 seconds after causing a driver minding his/her own business to nearly rear-end your yuppiemobile due to a mixture of selfishness and sense of oblivion.

The offending "Wellesley Wait" driver is almost always yacking away on her cell phone, impervious to the world around her.

The worst intersection for this infraction is where Benvenue Street intersects with Route 135/Great Plain Ave.

If you come to this intersection and one of these drivers abruptly cuts you off at the last minute, don't waste your energy honking your horn or otherwise getting angry. Just be prepared to poke behind that BMW X5 or Volvo Cross Country at 20 mph until you reach Olin College; most of the time, the driver will FINALLY reach speeds of 35-40 mph.
by DFJD April 11, 2008
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Wellesley Women

"Women who will" (TM)...

...make advances in medicine
...publish award winning novels
...win nobel prizes
...achieve their dreams
...kick your ass for stereotyping them
Wellesley Women get things done, when they choose.
by C March 16, 2005
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