Welk

When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

That film was absolutely welk.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

Welk

Crappy, mid and pathetic.

I can't believe you didn't grab that dub, you are so welk.

by user68023 July 22, 2023

Welk

Welk is a type of Sea snail!, but it’s also a common phrase used around in Australia!

Welk = welcome.

C1: Could you pass me some goon, Brudda.
C2: *passes goon to C1*
C1: Thanks, pal.
C2: Your Welk.

by Mooncalflikeseatingfishies January 12, 2022

Lawrence Welk

(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.

This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.

by Quizmaster c February 6, 2022

Welk

To queef and nut at the same time while fucking a guy

Yo she just welked me

by Vozhx_ May 22, 2021

Welk

Bitch, whore

Your a welk G

by JEZUES August 18, 2021

Ward Welke

A Man Who Is Kind And Generous and Lets You Ride His Tesla! Can Live At Trevi Isle At Times.

Fred: Have You Ever Met Ward Welke???
Mike: Yes! We Had Tons Of Fun Together!!!

by CampbellTheManTonight March 17, 2023