welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

weebers

In The World Ends With You, this is the name that non-playable characters who can see the game's random enemies (known as Noise) from outside of the game's world give them in thought bubbles.

Uhh, I'm not good with crowds... Crowds bring out those symbols- the weebers! I can see them everywhere! There! Clinging to that guy's back- WEEBERS!!! Weebie weebie weebie...

by Supa! November 13, 2009

webbercom

A communications software, used in interaction with a microphone, allowing one to communicate audibly with another person via the World Wide Web.

Instead of suicide, try the Webbercom.

by Jaermes Browne May 24, 2004

Webber Academy

Prison for children. Also possible a mentally insane asylum. Some smart kids are found there, most are just constantly struggling to not flunk all their classes.

Person 1: What school did you’re parents send you to?
Person 2: Webber Academy.
Person 1: Do they hate you?
Person 2: No they just never want to see me again.

by Deadrat April 9, 2019

Welder

An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit

by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020

Welker

1. To rise up again after being hit by a bus (or train) and appear unharmed.
tough
2. to be as tough as Wes Welker*
3. despite being only 5' ft, 9" inches, a lot of toughness in a small package (New England Patriot slot receiver)

Man, did you see that guy pull a "Welker" after being hit?
"That guy is almost as tough as Welker."
"He's a tough little bugger"

by Jeruhalem November 27, 2012

butt-welder

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

by joelh January 12, 2008