Wietze

A very handsome, cool, goodlooking guy. He is wat sexier than Morten. Wietze is also known for his awesome personality.

"Hey, have you heard of Wietze? He is a pretty cool guy."

by wietze March 15, 2015

wetzel narb

a rookie; one who has not mastered the art of butt-hole eating-out; one who is said to practice this art by eating ketchup covered spinach out of a dogs anus hole.

after last nights performance, I can tell that man is a wetzel narb

by gorillaness11 May 14, 2009

Wetzel

A terrorizer running around fucking shit up and not giving a damn

Look at wetzel go, he just flooded that dumb bitches room

by chief hot sauce dick licker ma February 22, 2010

witzel

A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.

"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."

by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008

mike weitzel

a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
A Weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him

"damn, did you see mike weitzel today?"
"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"

by JTjonas January 18, 2009

Weizenbach

A german name used by the dutch to represent the best in all things. Males with the name tend to be the best looking, smartest and generally most awesomemnest. They also get away with poor grammar and the ability to make up words

Damn, I wish I was just like Weizenbach!

by W Weizenbach February 19, 2009

wentzed

When someone has been pantsed.

*pulls someones pants down*'YOU'VE JUST BEEN WENTZED!!'
-obviously mocking the whole 'peen scandal'
Pete Wentz was involved in.

by Ashabrah January 15, 2008