Read it and weep

From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”

Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!

by Like_Mezcal May 16, 2018

ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong

The universal greeting, as stated in Transformers the Movie.

"Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

read it and weep

You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.

"How did I do on the test?"

"You failed. Read it and weep."

by calmecac August 10, 2009

tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 12, 2009

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Ba weat grana weep mini bon

A universal greeting meaning hello. Founded by the Transformers series One show

"Hola"
"Ba weat grana weep mini bon."

by matt caringi January 1, 2004