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No jizz Wednesday

When a male or female does not engage in coitus or madturbation on Wednesdays.
Jim: " hey, babe, what are you doing tonight?"

Kim: " I know what you want, but it's No jizz Wednesday"
by wnarer April 3, 2016
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weeddelivery

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by Weeddelivery February 10, 2022
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Wigger Wednesday

A misspelling of “Wiggler Wednesday” made by Nintendo that happened in April 2015.
Nintendo: Waluigi Wednesday or Wigger Wednesday?
Nintendo: Oh shit we spelled Wiggler wrong!
by StudMastaFlex34 April 10, 2022
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rusty sand wedge

1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.

2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.

2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
by Matthew Rotch September 30, 2017
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wedge word

a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.
Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.
by theinstigator December 15, 2013
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tennessee wedding

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding
You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.
by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020
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Wednesday

1. The day that you wear a spiderman suit and goggles then scream at yourself in the mirror.

2. The day that you wear pink.
"It is Wednesday my dudes, aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"On Wednesdays we wear pink"
by PersonWhoIsNotHuman October 27, 2018
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