Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003

Weapons of Ass Destruction 

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

Weapons of Ass Destruction by black flag May 29, 2004

weapons of ass destruction 

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

weapons of ass destruction by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

weapons of mass destruction by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

weapons grade cunt

(Adj) An individual who is either disreputable or displays extreme reprehensible behaviour. Or both.

Yes, I agree... Lewis Hamilton is a Weapons Grade Cunt.

weapons grade cunt by Lenston January 4, 2018

Weapons of Math Instruction 

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

Weapons of Math Instruction by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003