waterfat

If someone is fucking fat but doesn’t want to admit it they say this

Johnny: Kevan ur a fat fuck
Kevan: No I’m just waterfat

by bigboikevan February 22, 2020

Watergated

To escape quickly, derived from when Richard Nixon quickly resigned after the Watergate scandal started to escalate.

Sam" What happened after you cussed Ms. Simmons out?"
Tyler"I Watergated my ass out of there!"

by swagmurda April 15, 2010

watergating

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".

EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."

by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009

wavegate

A scandal in which Tulane University is claimed to have a living mascot. This Scandal occurred 6/14/18 at 3pm; question 6/12 on HQ.

"Have you ever been involved in a wavegate?"
"No man, I know my trivia! Unlike HQ!"

by MSBIT11 June 16, 2018

watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.

We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!

by RTGit November 27, 2010

waterape

1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.

Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

waterape

To have water squirt up your orifices against your will or consent.

When you are going down a slide at the water park, you have water shooting up your orifices.

by buckethead May 13, 2005