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waterbottle

A container holding a delicious, orgasmic drink.
In my waterbottle is peach ice tea.
by Cheyanne&Sam July 11, 2011
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Backstreet Waterboys

The Backstreet Waterboys is a term referring to a small gang within the Triads of Hong Kong. The Backstreet Waterboys are relatively unknown, although there are rumors that they are rising in numbers.

As rumor has it, the Backstreet Waterboys travel in groups with numbers ranging from 7 to as many a 15. The members are easy to spot due to their gym shorts and sandals, as well as a lack of a shirt. The leader is always marked with a white beach towel that hangs off his neck like a scarf.

Their crimes range from petty larceny to murder and assassination. They always attack in "packs" with modified boxcutters and switchblades.

All that is known of the structure is this:

1.) "The Coach" - Supposedly one leader at the top, however most Hong Kong residents believe this really to refer to a sort-of council.

2.) The Refs - The guards of the Coach. Usually law enforcement.

3.) The Realdogs - The bosses of the underbosses - they filter info to the Refs...supposedly. Some rumors float around here in Hong Kong that there are as many as 5 layers between the Realdogs and the Refs.

4.) The Underdogs/Underbosses - The bosses of the groups that commit the crimes detailed before. Easy to find due to the white beach towel.

5.) The Rookies - The men under the underbosses. It should be mentioned that the underbosses have a great amount of autonomy in how they treat their rookies, as well as how they are promoted.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about the Backstreet Waterboys?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the towel dudes right? In Hong Kong?"
by Offspree March 7, 2018
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waterboat

where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.
"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc
by Kilaaa August 12, 2007
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Texas water Bomb

When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.
"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"
by Sami Harb May 20, 2010
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waterboring

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.
John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.
by wordjunky November 2, 2009
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academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.
He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009
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waterboarding

When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."

"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010
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