Water Buffalo 

A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.

Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo

Water Buffalo by rr12 May 1, 2023

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A fakemaster, walter mitty type who claims many things, none of which is true.

Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.

Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.

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water buffalo pussy by banfakey July 26, 2010

Albanian Water Buffalo 

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

Albanian Water Buffalo by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

Flaming Water Buffalo by tommy salami May 13, 2015

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

National Lampoon Water Buffalo by JG00 July 8, 2023

Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.

My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

Saco River Water Buffalo by Tnays Fayjan January 16, 2009

iron water buffalo 

The Indian word for water truck.

"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."

iron water buffalo by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022